Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Guess who's a whiny faggot?

MTV.com has this to say about Ozzfest :

Cool: Parents who still dig heavy metal. Not cool: Parents who still dig heavy metal encouraging their kids to stoke an illegal fire by tossing in cardboard hot-dog cartons and loose socks.

Cool: A horde of Finnish zombies encircled by sparks and flames shredding their way through songs like “Who’s Your Daddy?” and “Bringing Back the Balls to Rock” — all while the sun sets in a gorgeous Inland Empire valley. Not cool: Styrofoam bonfires creating a toxic cloud of smoke that sweeps over the audience, causing everyone to cough as if the Great Outbreak just hit.

Cool: People who camp out all day to see a fun show. Not cool: A dude who wakes up on the ground after passing out and, as he comes to, coughs into the face of a security guard, who darts away hacking.

Cool: LAMB OF GOD. Not cool: STATIC-X.


Read the whole shitty review at MTV.com.

Getting to see Lamb Of God, Slayer, Behemoth, Nile etc. for fucking free?
Yeah, that really fucking sucks.


(Note : That's sarcasm, morons.)

MTV reporters are ungrateful little bitches.


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