Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Move over Da Vinci

Da Vinci's subtle ways have nothing on these guys.


“There are five fingers on every hand” says the band’s singer Ivan Moody. “Each one of us can point in a different direction – Darrell goes this way, I go this way, Zo goes that way. But when you make it into a fist, that’s what counts. That’s where Death Punch comes from. Socially, each of us has a different lifestyle. I live in Colorado; Zo lives in Vegas; the rest of the guys live in L.A. We’re not the same human beings, but when it comes to music, we’re all out for the same fucking goal. It’s five guys, one fist”

The band's name is, get this, Five Finger Death Punch.
Well that was a revelation..


This can only lead to paranoia.


Of fishtits and shitfaced epiphanies

So i've been a little MIA. Sorry about that. I have essentially been utterly inebriated for three days straight. And all it got me was the biggest motherfucker of a hangover.

Whoulda thunk it? (Kill me, kill me now for saying that)

But as a wise man once so wisely said, "I'll be back", and so I am.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.. fishtits.
Proceed to yee-haw your way into madness.



RJ

Amen to that.