Move over Da Vinci

Da Vinci's subtle ways have nothing on these guys.


“There are five fingers on every hand” says the band’s singer Ivan Moody. “Each one of us can point in a different direction – Darrell goes this way, I go this way, Zo goes that way. But when you make it into a fist, that’s what counts. That’s where Death Punch comes from. Socially, each of us has a different lifestyle. I live in Colorado; Zo lives in Vegas; the rest of the guys live in L.A. We’re not the same human beings, but when it comes to music, we’re all out for the same fucking goal. It’s five guys, one fist”

The band's name is, get this, Five Finger Death Punch.
Well that was a revelation..

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This can only lead to paranoia.

Of fishtits and shitfaced epiphanies

So i've been a little MIA. Sorry about that. I have essentially been utterly inebriated for three days straight. And all it got me was the biggest motherfucker of a hangover.

Whoulda thunk it? (Kill me, kill me now for saying that)

But as a wise man once so wisely said, "I'll be back", and so I am.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.. fishtits.
Proceed to yee-haw your way into madness.



RJ

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Amen to that.

Mosh pit footage from Ozzfest

Is it just me, or does this pit seem a wee bit weak? But who gives a fuck. The chick in the blue top looks hot.

P.S. The bald dude pulling that fucktard smile after getting knocked around in the beginning is pure unadulterated hilarity.

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Will almost suck cock for a ticket out of this place.

Just a quick word..

Yeah hey everyone. I'm pretty pleased with the overall response to this blog, so thanks a lot. Of course, if there's anything you wanna say, i'd love some feedback. Feel free to leave a comment, or use my email : derelict.n@gmail.com.
And yeah, please, spread the fucking word.
Thanks.

I'm also currently looking for contributors - more specifically, Reviewers. There's new albums, music, videos, previews coming out all the time, and i wont be able to keep up with half of them. If you're absolutely any good at writing, are shitfixiated on any and everything metal and have not yet shaken off the mortal coil, hit me up at the email specified above.

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That's about it for now. I'm diaper-wettingly excited about getting video from yesterday's Slayer/Marilyn Manson tour opener, and rest assured that 'diaper-wettingly' is not a real word. Oh, and that i will post the videos here as fucking soon as i can get my eyes on them.

Shalom, and fishtits.




RJ

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Fishtits. Is there anything they cant do?

Uncool DIMMU BORGIR update

Due to a recently diagnosed injury, DIMMU BORGIR drummer Hellhammer will be unable to play drums for the band on the remaining festival dates this summer and the upcoming European tour with AMON AMARTH and HATESPHERE.

Hellhammer’s x-ray confirmed a severe neck prolapse causing numbness in his right arm. He will be going into treatment soon and could - quite possibly - undergo corrective surgery.

Taking over drum duties for the upcoming shows will be Tony Laureano (Nile, Angelcorpse, Aurora Borealis), who played for DIMMU BORGIR during the band’s North American stint on Ozzfest in 2004 and during festival performances throughout 2005.

"Severe neck prolapse causing numbness in his right arm"? That does not sound good.
I hope someone sends him a 'Get Well Soon' card or something. You know, coz that'd be so gay. And funny.

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Hellhammer, the amazing one-armed drummer. Now that's good tv.

NILE and RAMMSTEIN update

A quick NILE update:

Nile's new album Ithyphallic is available to stream in its entirety from Mp3.com ahead of its July 17 release.

http://www.mp3.com/artist/nile1/summary/

Times like this are when i wish i had bought that fast internet connection instead of blowing the money on booze. And that i had saved up. And that i had a job, or just about any source of income. Or money. Or a chimpanzee. Fuck me ludicrously. Never mind the chimpanzee.


Anyway, moving on.. RAMMSTEIN's manager Emanuel Fialik has denied rumours that frontman Til Lindemann is leaving the band.

"Neither Till Lindemann nor another band member plans to leave Rammstein. The band is currently working on the next album and is in an excellent mood. As the greed for news is the actual doping in cycling, this 'news' is only serving those who spread the same. Though the world knows now that EnEsch has moved to Berlin, even the poor EnEsch was shocked by the outlook to have to step into Till Lindemanns footsteps. I hope he and the fans of the band will recover soon from this false report."

Ah fuck. I could've earned a lot by replacing Lindemann. Then again, I am the epitome of "Shit happens."

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"Show me the money."

DAATH video update.

Here's a five-minute video interview with American IDM (Industrial Death metal) band DAATH members Eyal Levi and Mike Kameron :



(from Synthesis.net)


Plus, a guitar "shredding" video of Eyal Levi and Emil Werstler by FPE.net :



Want more?

Check out DAATH's official Youtube video channel.

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I am not a Youtube whore. I am not flattered.