Move over Da Vinci

Da Vinci's subtle ways have nothing on these guys.


“There are five fingers on every hand” says the band’s singer Ivan Moody. “Each one of us can point in a different direction – Darrell goes this way, I go this way, Zo goes that way. But when you make it into a fist, that’s what counts. That’s where Death Punch comes from. Socially, each of us has a different lifestyle. I live in Colorado; Zo lives in Vegas; the rest of the guys live in L.A. We’re not the same human beings, but when it comes to music, we’re all out for the same fucking goal. It’s five guys, one fist”

The band's name is, get this, Five Finger Death Punch.
Well that was a revelation..

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This can only lead to paranoia.

Mosh pit footage from Ozzfest

Is it just me, or does this pit seem a wee bit weak? But who gives a fuck. The chick in the blue top looks hot.

P.S. The bald dude pulling that fucktard smile after getting knocked around in the beginning is pure unadulterated hilarity.

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Will almost suck cock for a ticket out of this place.

DAATH video update.

Here's a five-minute video interview with American IDM (Industrial Death metal) band DAATH members Eyal Levi and Mike Kameron :



(from Synthesis.net)


Plus, a guitar "shredding" video of Eyal Levi and Emil Werstler by FPE.net :



Want more?

Check out DAATH's official Youtube video channel.

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I am not a Youtube whore. I am not flattered.

Guess who's a whiny faggot?

MTV.com has this to say about Ozzfest :

Cool: Parents who still dig heavy metal. Not cool: Parents who still dig heavy metal encouraging their kids to stoke an illegal fire by tossing in cardboard hot-dog cartons and loose socks.

Cool: A horde of Finnish zombies encircled by sparks and flames shredding their way through songs like “Who’s Your Daddy?” and “Bringing Back the Balls to Rock” — all while the sun sets in a gorgeous Inland Empire valley. Not cool: Styrofoam bonfires creating a toxic cloud of smoke that sweeps over the audience, causing everyone to cough as if the Great Outbreak just hit.

Cool: People who camp out all day to see a fun show. Not cool: A dude who wakes up on the ground after passing out and, as he comes to, coughs into the face of a security guard, who darts away hacking.

Cool: LAMB OF GOD. Not cool: STATIC-X.

Read the whole shitty review at MTV.com.

Getting to see Lamb Of God, Slayer, Behemoth, Nile etc. for fucking free?
Yeah, that really fucking sucks.


(Note : That's sarcasm, morons.)

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MTV reporters are ungrateful little bitches.

John 5 needs a pacifier. And a gig.

STATIC-X were joined onstage by guest performer John 5 (ex-Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie) at their 21st July, Devore, California Ozzfest gig. Which means John 5, bless him, did 6.7 lines of coke and bounced all over the stage making weird faces.

Oh, and he played some guitar too.


See for yourself :

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I am John's unfettered hilarity.